Dear Dennis,
Dude, what is it with the synchophatic pandering every night? Okay, so CNBC gave you a live audience. You seem to be more worried about the applause now than the aplomb. Get off your high-horse, Denny. You're a star, you've made it, we love you, now quit lolly-gagging and rant.
I myself would never stoop to such tricks.
Your Fan and Brother,
The Raving Lunatic
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